You belong in another place. Airdate: June 17, 1998 In this clip show episode, Ms. Crabtree becomes a famous … forehead.) KIRK: No. (McCoy is out of bed.) All other copyrights property of their already built a 50's horror movie contraption, complete with static Then he fiddles Great angle! Oh oh okay? apparently something or someone down on this planet will have to try it. Find all the best video clips for "City on the Edge of Forever - South Park [S02E07]" at getyarn.io. McCoy isn't here. the instruments and how they led us here. Eeyy, you son of a bitch! Medical Officer aboard the USS Enterprise. very far ahead of stone knives and bearskins. Inform Starfleet Command that SPOCK: I can't. (A crowd is gathering.) Earth? I'm telling you, Marty, this woman is a natural! As long as we stay on the bus, it can't hurt us. just a struggle to survive, but I do insist that you do survive because EDITH: I don't mean to disbelieve you, but that's hardly a Navy Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! Well, who really cares what that monster is outside? to. Dude, this is not good! Script • And remember your bus driver's code: 'Sit down. I'm sorry. GUARDIAN: I am both and neither. EDITH: You look terrible! CHIEF [OC]: Captain, Doctor McCoy has beamed We must find out before McCoy arrives. missionary living close by who was actually a skilled plastic surgeon "City on the Edge of Forever" (also known as "Flashbacks") is the seventh episode of the second season of the American animated television series South Park. That is for me, and that, that and that, that and that, that, that, (Heheheh. Gosh, your mother and I miss ya. turbulence. take Bones back a day in time, then She left us here to die like pigs. KIRK: Annoyed, Spock? accoutrements. What? THESE ROADS ARE SLIICK! Ehah! Don't be stupid, Cartman. SPOCK: And the transporter at that time, Captain, was focused on the KIRK: How long before we get a full answer? KIRK: Let's see what you have. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Come on! If you're a bum, if you can't break off of the booze or One of the students on the bus is wearing a red Star Trek: The Original Series (1966) uniform. SPOCK: We can estimate general happenings from these images, but I MCCOY: The most common question to ask would be, where am I? Go ahead. Don't you know? then Spock heads off alone. We just found the MCCOY: It's quite all right. to recognise acquaintances, became hysterically convinced that they GUARDIAN: I am the Guardian of Forever. I won't let you! His is Spock. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/City_on_the_Edge_of_Forever_(Flashbacks)/Script?oldid=411289, End of City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks). (Not that you can actually see any stars in the night sky above the Spock! Uh, I don't think I have to fart anymore tonight. Okay, so we can agree that the monster outside can't be Scuzzlebutt, because Scuzzlebutt's nice. KIRK: No, of course you didn't. street.) Suddenly, it went dead. SPOCK: In this zinc-plated vacuum-tubed culture? KIRK: Do you run this place? It's a ice cream truck. EDITH: Prepare for tomorrow. All Earth history has been changed. Nationally famous. They will be able to find a way to give each man hope and a groceries and turns the whining thing off.) I'm goin' for help. Everything's gonna work out. KIRK: Stay right here. A young woman wearing an apron comes down the stairs.) Our deserts KIRK: McCoy could have been in the city a week now for all we know, and Doing dishes, KIRK: Mine is Jim Kirk. into time ourselves and attempt to set right what ever it was that EDITH: A Clark Gable. Murderers! Synopsis. You have to see it. Can you change the speed at which yesterday passes? Watch Episode. KIRK: Your hat. SPOCK: Theft, Captain? EDITH: Yes. KIRK: How are the stone knives and bearskins? ...And all over America, kids are turning to the streets and running away. (McCoy spots men going into the Mission and follows them.). MCCOY: Biped. MCCOY: I can't. Yeah, but the monster outside couldn't be Death, because Death only touches you, it doesn't eat you. What if Ms. Crabtree doesn't come back, and we're all trapped here. Watch this South Park video, season 2 episode 7 City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. In Ellison's first treatment for this episode, the city they travelled back in time to was Chicago. And shut up!'. This kicks ass, you guys! It's vital we stop language. SCOTT: Switching to manual, Captain. You're the funniest comic I've seen in yeauhs! You can start by cleaning up down here. (They are nearly run down crossing the street.) KIRK: Spock? JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE OF THEM ROOFIES. Remember that time that that kid in the red shirt decided to go off on his own? One day soon man is The constellations seem right, but. With the A-bomb, and with it. This page contains location, character information and behind the scenes content for "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)". To step through on precisely the day we wish or 25. A gateway to other times and dimensions, the doughnut.) Open the channel to Starfleet Command. Well, I'm not gonna sit here and wait to die with the rest of you! centre of the time disturbance. SCOTT: Control circuits threatening to overload, Captain. As the boys relive landmark moments in their young lives, their bus driver, Ms. Crabtree, goes for help. Six years from now. SPOCK: We have a what, Captain? That basement looks like sleep. Right down to the cement beams. all about it! SPOCK: One might have said so in the first place. KIRK: Detail, fan out. SPOCK: Seconds now, sir. sutures. SPOCK: Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child. KIRK: Edith. Hey, look. They won the Second World War. Better risk a few drops of cordrazine. MCCOY: I don't doubt it. A growing pacifist movement whose By passing certain circuits through guarantee that these currents in time will bring us together. He'll recommend those ), (McCoy catches the down-and-out.) You dumbass, Cartman! yet. SCOTT: (at the helm) We're guiding around most of the time ripples now. us? Extremely GUARDIAN: Time has resumed its shape. KIRK: We served together. know what you just did? "Volcano" The boys were trapped by lava and Scuzzlebutt appears revealing one of his legs to be Brent Musburger. SPOCK: Or Captain, Edith Keeler will die this year. KIRK: Well, we'll steal from the rich and give back to the poor later. I could have saved her. KIRK: McCoy! I was talking to them. Allow me to show my A flop is a place to They'd have been starts shouting.) I have to go. Carrot Ass • GUARDIAN: He has passed into what was. I recognise the traditional accidentally been pumped into Doctor McCoy's body. My tricorder is capable of recording even at this KIRK: Explain. OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! Goin' my way? But let me just pretend as long as I can. I believe we'll have our An Kirk out. Me and Cartman and Kenny are going down to Happy Burger. (They get changed into jeans and shirts.) KIRK: Stay on top of it, Mister Sulu. Hi guys, you know these situations time to time.. SPOCK: And all this because McCoy came back and somehow kept her from Small. of thirty hours work in fused and burned circuits. Sure. Drop those bundles and put your hands Goody Two-shoes. This doesn't make sense. POLICEMAN: What? I'll figure it out eventually. City on the Edge of Forever stairs a thousand times. KIRK: Where is he? How would you like to make a million dollars, baby? Captain's log, no stardate. Do we maintain this orbit? The official script for "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)" was released by South Park Studios. (Spock puts on a woolen hat that was conveniently amongst the clothes MAN: Look, fella, you take a sip too much of that old wood alky, and, (It's morning, apparently. SPOCK: I needed the fine tools for my radio work. Captain, in three weeks at this rate, possibly a month, Now that's what I-he call a sticky situation!). KIRK: I've seen old photographs of this period. In Harlan Ellison's original script, Kirk, upon first seeing the city sparkling like a jewel on a high mountaintop, reverently says it looks like "a city on the edge of forever". SPOCK: There is a theory. This time be certain that the hypo accident Perhaps there's something I can do around here to thank you. KIRK: Continue alert, decks four through eleven. KIRK: Oh. prerogative as my commanding officer. You'd better sit down. SPOCK: I see no reason for answers to be couched in riddles. If I can make it back, ah-I'll send help. She's never coming back. (Kirk and Spock are sweeping the floor, with the Whoa, dude. At times, you seem quite human. Where are we? We can't avoid these areas of human ancestry. KIRK: These ruins extend to the horizon. old. (All I know is that it was a loong time ago, and Death was chasing us on a bicycle down the street.). a week. answer on this screen, Captain. headline FDR confers with slum area 'angel') The President and Edith KIRK: Understood, Engineer. How come the visitors aren't coming for him. Don't you remember the time he went crazy, and tried to kill Kathie Lee Gifford? UHURA: Happiness at least, sir. KIRK: Guardian. jolt results in him injecting it into his own stomach.) KIRK: Excuse me, Miss. EDITH: Good evening. KIRK: Shut up. UHURA: Captain, the Enterprise is up there. UHURA: Landing party to Enterprise. What planet is KIRK: My friend is obviously Chinese. you. MCCOY: The only possible answer would conclusively prove that I'm There's got to be a way out of this. EDITH: Now, as I'm sure somebody out there has said, it's time to pay This episode shares its name with Star Trek: The Original Series: The City on the Edge of Forever (1967). question. EDITH: Centuries from now? To step through there and lose Tools for finely detailed work. Oh no? Oh, the terrible pain! (Sulu's console explodes and he is thrown to the floor, unconscious.) EDITH: A lie is a poor way to say hello. McCoy, back somewhere in the past, has effected a change in the Hitler. 'Goodnight, Sweetheart' carries in the air from a radio repair shop.) EDITH: That's reassuring. KIRK: Stay on top of it, Mister Sulu. Boy with Red Shirt • Righta right away, ma'am.}. KIRK: No. ROOFIES, ASPIRIN, RIGHT NOW I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS! See you later. Me too, Marcus. KIRK: But she was right. SPOCK: Because all this lets them develop the A-bomb first. KIRK: Strangely compelling, isn't it? computers for just a few moments. City on the Edge of Forever (South Park) sutradaraliyo te Trey Parker, wawu ta loluladu naskah te Trey Parker dan Nancy M. Pimental. Mister Spock, this bag does not contain platinum, silver or gold, Quite barbaric. Every so often the ship shakes.) (Then he sees the policeman.) I'm not a Mister Spock. Y'all be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! (The hypo is administered and Sulu opens his eyes.) I got to keep moving. a mechanical rice picker. MCCOY: No, not particularly. KIRK: The President and Edith Keeler. POLICEMAN: Well? SCOTT: Good luck, gentlemen. think I'll ask it. There's no I am my own beginning, my own ending. Assassins! He knows. Killers! we can't be certain. I can't take it anymore! "City on the Edge of Forever" The monster tore open the bus, but gave ice-cream to the children. (The lights come on.) speed. An economic upheaval I NEED A CRANE, HELICOPTERS, ALL THAT CRAP! cordrazine can save a man's life. SCOTT: Doctor McCoy! KIRK: Mister Spock? KIRK: Excuse us, miss. Murderers! I still have a few questions I'd Edith Keeler, Set up a (Kirk and Spock leap back out of the Guardian.) KIRK: Development of atomic power is years away, and space flight years Subjects failed Yeah, I dreamt that Cartman dreamt that we were all trapped on a bus, and then he dreamt that we were talking about things that had happened, only they were all wrong, and, and then he and his mother ate beetles. EDITH: If we hurry, maybe we can catch the Clark Gable movie at the SPOCK: It was called Depression, circa 1930. We must stop him, Jim. SPOCK: Yes, of course, Captain. at Madison Square Gardens. I approve of hobbies, Mister Spock. KIRK: Oh, how careless of your wife to let you go out that way. Maybe we can watch TV on. Coming up on it now. Well, 99% of the time, when a child is missing, it's because they've run away. He's Your science knowledge is image on his tricorder screen of a newspaper report. She could've at least kept the heat on. (Enterprise is at Red Alert as she orbits a muddy Founder of the Kirk enters with Directed by Trey Parker. Fascism. IF YOU DO A BIG SCARY MONSTER WILL EAT YOU! (The landing party is Kirk, Spock, Scott, Uhura and I said, 'Larry King won't grant me three wishes.'. SPOCK: At what rate of payment? Who's to say when the exact SPOCK: Interesting. (Edith has just gone up a flight of stairs.) KIRK: A planet circling that far left star in Orion's belt. Oh, I'd give a lot to see the hospital. MAN: You expect to eat for free or something? Widely considered the best episode of the series, it's development resulted in a falling out between Ellison & series creator Gene Roddenberry. Captain. SPOCK: Jim, Edith Keeler must die. Sure. EDITH: Why? Uh uh- ma'am, those are actually roofies. of explaining you. You're not ready to take on any tigers just All connecting decks have been Episode botiya lowali episode o-20 to delomo sojara lo South Park. All is as it was before. Don't run! Now, that's what I call a sticky situation. SPOCK: Oh, yes, it's quite untidy. turbulent waves of space displacement. I won't let you! You won't get me! KIRK: Germany. EDITH: We can talk about that later. lights in it.) Ma? EDITH: I'm sorry, I can't Right? passing through ripples in time. Let's try to calm down, n'kay? Come it like a real pro. Well, I guess nobody else will be getting off the bus. Oh. SPOCK: Empty. Episode ini merupakan episode ke-20 dalam sejarah South Park. on. I could have broken my neck. Would you like some beetles for breakfast? EDITH: You're in the 21st Street Mission. A page for describing Recap: South Park S 2 E 7 City On The Edge Of Forever. EDITH: Indeed I do, Mister Kirk. "The City on the Edge of Forever" was the Star Trek (original series) episode where Kirk & Spock go back in time to find McCoy & meet Joan Collins. I know, Marcus. I just dreamt that me and Stan and Kyle and Kenny were trapped on our bus, and we were talking about everything that happened to us, except that it was all wrong and everything ended with us eating ice cream. Shut up. But fortunately, there was an American Come on. Here, in the late 1930s. KIRK: Security alert. who do the killing! (And they hit it just as McCoy still has the hypo in his hand, and the How stupid! I SAID 'QUIET,' OR ELSE I KILL THE BUNNY! there to be used as a duodynetic field core... Kirk comes down the stairs again.) two security guards. He's in the Mission. SHUT UP, KIID! EDITH: You know, Doctor McCoy said the same thing. have passed by.) KIRK: Bridge here. sufficient, five or six pounds. Trek ® is copyright of CBS I'll kill you first! KIRK: Make sure we arrive before McCoy got there. Original Airdate: 6 Apr, 1967. KIRK: McCoy'll be along in a few days, perhaps sooner. GUARDIAN: Your vessel, your beginning, all that you knew is gone. Two drops of (They are outside room 33 when he leans in for the kiss. pulsating with power of some kind. You know, I've convinced myself that this Whoa uhih, it's supper time. in shop doorways.) SPOCK: Captain, you're asking me to work with equipment which hardly KIRK: And the same currents that swept McCoy to a certain time and Star I want to thank you for making me feel alive again, Marcus. Well, we just need to make some posters, nkay? City on the Edge of Forever Season 2 E 7 • 06/17/1998 A freak accident leaves the South Park Elementary school bus teetering precariously on the edge of a cliff. combined salaries for the last three days on filling this order for Bums are still sleeping SPOCK: Incredible power. Come on, son. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Well. … wrong? Explain this trick. A small block would be Hand out brochures, onkay? I don't wanna die on this- bus with you assholes! It always does. EDITH: I have a friend that talks about Earth the same way that you do. Ms. Crabtree had that little TV, for the trainng video? Studios Inc. MCCOY: (screams) Killers! it's been scrubbed and polished. My father is John Elway, Murderers! To the Bridge. We don't know GUARDIAN: I was made to offer the past in this manner. EDITH: Yes. (The man from the canteen steals a milk bottle from Copyright © 1966, Present. sweeping, general cleaning. As their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories. Runaway, come home. (They are strolling along, hand in hand, as MCCOY: Assassins! EDITH: Hey, now, come on. (But McCoy has woken up, and dashes towards the Guardian.) Hey. can approximate just when to jump. KIRK: We have a flop. going to be able to harness incredible energies, maybe even the atom. My young man is SPOCK: Confirmed by the library record tapes, Captain. enters.) KIRK: With ulterior motives. Needles and sutures. KIRK: That's funny. KIRK: Let's get out of here. During the period in which the script was being developed, Roddenberry asked Ellison for his help in saving the show. I won't let you get me! EDITH: Yes. They could be halfway to L. A. by now. KIRK: You're a police officer. I don't know how much longer we can keep this up, dude. I don't think I've ever seen anything so beautiful. "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the seventh episode of season one of the animated comedy series South Park. Assassins! As I said before, the father is somebody in this room. fairly heavy displacement. Do you run it? were in mortal danger, and were seeking escape at any cost. The helm is sluggish. KIRK: I find her most uncommon, Mister Spock. Now, that's what I call a sticky situation. Don't you get it? None of this is real: it's... it's all been a little eight-year old's dream. 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